si inday
Why is Inday so sikat?Here’s why:
Biodata ni Inday:
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5
Education: College - La Salle 2nd year (scholar)
High School - Manila Science High School
(Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elementary - Sta. Monica Elem School (Valedictorian,
Best in Dancing)
Work Experience: 3 years Household Service Manager
(katulong)
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Amo: Anong probinsya mo inday?
Inday: Sa Siquijor po…But I can be conversant in
french and italian. my accent may bother you but I
take no offense if you make snide remarks on my
account. I understand your limited exposure to
culture. C’est vout plait…
Amo: aaah…(hanap dictionary)
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Donya: Alam mo inday, bakit di ka na lang mag-call
center? Pa-inggles-inggles ka naman?
Inday: I don’t think that I’d want to have easy
money for i know that choosing such employment is
already limiting myself from experiencing
enthusiastic ways of expressing what i feel by means
of what i do, thus imprisoning myself with an
incapable mind which will result to doubt and
uncontentment
Donya: Tanginang yan!!!
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Hi, you are calling in the midst of me cooking our
lunch, my superiors aren’t around. I’m the immediate
person in support. How may i help you? If you wish
to leave a message, an abrupt tone means your
diverted to our voicemail.
- ganito sumagot si inday ng phone…
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I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride
and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior
just for the sake of having something to feed your
fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day
you’ll be rational enough to realize that you should
not use other humans as means in the attainment of
your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant
uttered, ‘treat a man as an end in himself’.
- sagot ni inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa
bahay ng amo nya
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The dwindling resource of hydrogen2 and oxygen
present, coupled with the stabile amount of precise
heat in the thermal environ of the vessel, resulted
in the premature hydration of the ‘Oryza Sativa’,
hence the calefaction factor was rendered lost and
wandering when the algid formation came about.
- sagot ni inday kung bakit HILAW ang kanin
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Bloody hell! What the fuck did just land on my cutie
top? I mean, i’ve spent all dat just to make myself
look fabulous. I think i’ll have this eewy thing
removed in a whip of time!
- reaction ni inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika
habang nagluluto ng tinapa
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Success if often the result of taking misstep in the
right direction. Show me a person who has never made
a mistake and i’ll show you somebody who has never
achieved much.
- sagot ni inday nung sumabog and microwave na
ginamit nya
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Sa resto:
Waiter: Ano po order nila, ma’am?
Amo: Ung friend chicken meal nal ang. ikaw inday,
ano sa yo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed
pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and
cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion
and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices
and served with a generous helping of root crop and
a helping of rice.
Amo: Iho, adobo with rice daw.
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Amo: Day! Bakit may rashes si Junjun?
Inday: Allergens triggered the immune response.
Eosinophillic migratin occurs to the reaction site
and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin
including histamine and protaglandins. These
substance results to increased circulation to the
site promoting redness.
Amo: Sori..
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The brain is not a muscle. It can accumulate vast
information, the neurons can create millions of
synapses because of neural plasticity.
- paliwanag ni inday ng ayaw mag-aral ni junior
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(eto yung complete conversation on the Angel Locsin
comment)
Amo: Inday, diba nanood ka ng The Buzz kanina?
Inday: Opo, bakit mam?
Amo: Bakit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?
Inday: sometimes people choose to leave not because
of selfish reasons but because they just know that
things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can
be a tough act, and it’s harder when people can’t
understand you for doing so.
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There are those people who don’t like me. People who
criticize how I run my life. People who just say
things that hurt me. People who do things to give me
pain. People who will never understand my principles
in life. People who will keep on trying to put me
down and tell bad things behind my back…But thru
it all, I struggle to prove them myself…That I did
not exist to please them.
- inday (nagsusumbong sa amo nung awayin ng
mayordoma)
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The highest courage is to dare to be yourself in the
face of adversity. Choosing right over wrong, ethics
over convenience, and truth over popularity.. .these
are the choices that measure your life. Travel the
path of integrity without looking back, for there is
never a wrong time to do the right thing.
- si inday kausap ang katulong na nag-resign
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Hey guess what! The not so stunning guy keeps on
staring at my french-tipped nails while the copy-cat
freaks, like, envy my newly coated hairdo.
Unfortunately after a great spa, i have to step on
this muddy stinky bricks just to get some bunch of
veggies!
- inday, nakikipag-chikahan sa palengke
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If you need a helping hand I’ll give you mine. If
you want someone to be with I’ll guide you thru and
if by chance you have been busy and forgotten me,
don’t worry, I’d be the same as how you’ve met me
yesterday.
-sabi ni inday sa hardinero (may lovelife si
inday!sosyalin na to!)
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My only love sprung from my only hate. Too early
seen unknown and known too late. Prodigious birth of
love it is to me that i must love a loathed enemy.
- sabi ni inday ng pagbawalan makipag-relasyon sa
mortal na kaaway ng kanilang pamilya, si dudong…
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Please do not ask me to choose between the both of
you. It’s not easy to thresh out feelings when there
are matters still to be discussed. The heart is slow
to learn.
- dudong, nakikiusap kay inday at ederlyn wag
mag-away
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This is just not the right time to give it a try for
there are things not worth losing by means of making
a move into a higher level. Besides, destiny will
always bring back what it has to be and we should
let it be…
- ang paliwanag ni inday kay dudung ng ayain ito na
magtanan…
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You haven’t learned to love until you have learned
to let go. Lies hurt more than the truth ever could.
Love doesn’t cause pain, people do. But no matter
how much you are hurt, loving yourself can heal
anything…no matter what happens, wounds do heal.
- si inday after makipag-break kay dudung na
hardinero
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Hey, are you doing anything tonight? can you join me
for a few drinks? don’t worry, my treat…sky is the
limit…just want somebody to talk to…he left me
na kasi for that bitch. we can meet up at capone’s
and then afterwards we can go to embassy…
- inday, sawi sa pag-ibig, iniwan na ni dudung…
(shettt!!! sa capone’s pa iinom, sosyal!)
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I understand that sexual urge is most of the time
uncontrollable since a lot of factors contribute for
it to be trigerred… this is also the reason some
men are found to be polygamous and engage themselves
in sexual acts even with someone who’s a total
stranger to them.
- sabi ni inday sa sarili nya pagkatapos syang
gapangin ni kuya
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What the fuck!&@+# I utilized enormous amount of
kinetic and conserved energies under the heat waves
generated by the sun with all my apocrine and
endocrine glands secreting everywhere. Ketogenesis
took place no thanks to that hypoglycemic episode i
experienced. My god! The commodity is so scarce and
elusive! Total entropy. Everything in vain.
- inday pagkatapos pumila sa araneta ng 8am para
bumili ng UAAP cheerdance tickets ngunit naubusan at
nagutom
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Don’t limit my capacity to the four corners of this
luxurious abode. expose me to the real challenges of
the outside world ‘coz i want to grow as an
individual with dynamic experiences!
- inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw sya isama ng amo
nya sa enchanted kingdom…
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I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it
keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your
heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave
for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk and
sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic
mood of coldness. Before you realize, it has
consumed you before you consume it. Empty. Bitter.
Then again you crave for another cup. Just like
love…
- inday, nag-eemote sa starbucks
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Todilip Todilip
Todilip Todilip
- susan (kapitbahay ni inday), kumakanta ng
irreplaceable (aba at nagpapasikat din si Susan lol)
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And the plot thickens!
Ederlyn: Ikaw ba ang inday na sinasabi nila? at cno
ka para itulad sa akin ang iyong kasikatan ngayong
ako’y nananahimik na? wala kang karapatan para
pantayan ako! Hayop ka!
Inday: My apologies, but the fact is, your glory
days are over my friend. I find it somewhat
ridiculous, your persistence on persuading people to
come to your party that never existed in the
beginning to get into my nerves! Damn you ederlyn!
Damn you! No one undermines inday’s intellect…
Bitch…
- nag-away na sina ederlyn at inday
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Don’t ride on my popularity! I am not your long lost
sister!
- sagot ni inday sa sinabi ni ederlyn na sya ang
nawawala nitong kapatid
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I am not riding with your popularity. People knew me
first before you. And know what? You can hide the
truth but you know for a fact that you are my
sister.
- sagot ni edralyn kay inday nung dinenay sya nito.
nagbabalik at englesera na si ederlyn
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Ang batayan ng pagiging mahusay na kasambahay ay
hindi masusukat sa kakayahan sa 1 mahusay na
pakikipagtalastasan gamit ang pananalitang banyaga.
sa halip, ito’y masusuri sa kakayahang gampanan ang
pangkalahatang gawain at pagsisilbi sa taong
pinaglilingkuran. wala sa salita kundi sa gawa!
- manang, ang bagong katunggali ni inday
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Amo: Inday! Pagkatapos mong maglaba, linisin mo
buong bahay. And kaskasin mo ung tiles ng pool.
Tapos magluto ka ng hapunan at mamaya darating na
ang sir mo. Then pumunta ka kina Mrs. Rosales at
ibigay mo ung nasa plastic. Bumili ka na din ng 1
galong mantika, ketchup, toyo, 10 sardinas, 20
corned beef at century tuna, 15 maling, at 1 sakong
bigas. Oh eto pera sakto yan. Maglakad ka na lang at
stike mga tricycle ngayon. OK?!
Inday: T*$#-I@# MO MAM!
